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    Conversation I heard in the club.
    • Shy Guy: Hey there..
    • Random Guy: Hey what's up?
    • Shy Guy: Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.
    • Random Guy: Thanks dude!
    • Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?
    • Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
    • Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.
    • Random Guy: That's alright it's cool.
    • Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?
    • Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.

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